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Funny email jokes - Email funnies
Relax, Lady! It's delivered in a plain brown wrapper see???
My butt hurts!!!
I need something that says, 'I'd like to stick my dick between your tits'
Sorry about the inconvenience, Miss...
Scientists, have discovered that most women will, at some time contain intelligent DNA.
Unfortunately 95% will spit it out!!!
Maybe we ought to leave the lights on, Thelma.
When mammograms go bad
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? - If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts!
No No NO Nurse!!! I said slip off his SPECTACLES!
Why you should deffinately get a waranty on your laptop!!!
I was telling your mum how you always wanted to try a threesome.
Pig Willy