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Funny email jokes - Fish jokes

Well so much for our hope of finding intelligent life on this planet

Here comes another one, first the ball - then the club

You are getting sleepy, very sleepy... Arrgh - I never can get this thing to swing back and forth

That's it, very good - cooperating and your beer will be safe

Relax Mrs Lampkin, I'll remove a few scales and tighten your dorsel fin. You'll look like new.

I've been fishing at this spot for (burp) 25 years and the fishing keeps getting worse

Rats - under the limit