Funny email jokes - Peeps page
Next in the line up of baby dolls, Amy of the Long Hair Batalion. She is currently modelling for Calvin Klein, so is often seen frequenting airport lounges asking people if they've seen a 12 bore shotgun anywhere.
That's her body guard Boffa 'Killa' WotSisName in the background, he likes reading books and harming sheep psychologically.
Eazy Now! There's our man Dan! This is him at our local during a short break from his 'World Wide Illshit Tour', bustin those fatones across Wales and Butlins holiday camps all over Suffolk.
Mmmmme... French toast! Well, Australian really. Except they don't eat toast in Aussy, apparently. Anyway this young FOX is Fiona, better known for her porn exploits in the early 50's during the great Gerbil Depression. Here she is getting mild sunburn in the heat of British autumn.
Gorgeous!
Oh my god! It's him, it's actually him! DJ FURY! Oh ma gawd, can I 'ave your autograph mista? go one, you can sign this Marks & Spencer receipt I bought my socks with?
Hey! Where are you going magic man? Say, aren't you in the C.I.A.?
Awwww, LOVE! Yes I know it's a terrible photo, but remember what Christopher Robin said to Pooh Bear - 'You never can tell with bees' and P's & Q's. Still, I'm sure MI5 have lost scent of the trail by now.
This is Crazy Nick.
How crazy? Look into his eyes man! This guy eats cereal for breakfast and knows how to tie his own shoe laces...
Often seen frequenting Casinos and such like, this guy really knows how to clean up. After large dogs have finished their business.
Huh huh. NOOOO!!! Please don't show me your arse!
SNOTFACE!
Isn't she lovely? This is 5 times world champion mud wrestler Snotface McGraw, know in 51 states as the biggest ant farmer around.
She specialises in typography.
Nic, in the background likes laughing, keeping the prunes down with his vice like grip.
Jords = (Mullet x 6)/0.004
And so it was born, the mullet of the gods. Groomed by virgins, in the laps of virgin's mothers to the sound of soft rock, everyday at about 14.30. Here he can be seen thinking long and hard about the next fence to jump over, the next grape to roll or other similarly deep thoughts.
What a guy!
Haven't seen this peculiar fellow around much, looks familiar though.
Who da chick? She so fine! You wan' be ma wife? Currently on the run from the government this highly skilled and accomplished marks-woman was last seen swimming in yogurt beneath the old oak tree, diving for small marsupials.
Sweet dudette!
Wing Leutenent'Big Boy 12 incher' Baz Robbo and his infamous 'cup of tea'.
Baz was taken to hospital shortly afterwards complaining of a 'from the top rope nose grind 360 right handed brown ring entrance' from his own thumb.
The case continues...
Holy cow! He shoots through the air like a speeding lemon pie. Is that a shark?????
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