Date: 20/5/02
Direction: No Idea
Location: Town Centre
Top Speed: 10
Lowest Speed: 10
Slope: Bexhill Town Centre
Aircraft: Chunk



Well it had to happen sometime. Extreme Flying has begun.
Me & Boogs drank a bottle of cheap & Nasty Vodka, attached a couple lengths of beer can aluminium to the bottom of the fuselage and staggered off into town.
In the rain.
At 3am.
Stupid stupid boys.

First stop: Hams house.
Threw chunk a couple of times before he hit a telegraph wire and sailed into a rather posh garden.
Lost the elastic bands and split the fuselage on their fence.
Didn't half make a racket.

Will some one please pull that branch out of my arse.
Sooooo fucked!
Then he got flewn in the townhall square
And got a bit fucked.
But hey, you try flying a 1m span fast little bastard glider whilst completely wankered in sodium light... Need to sort out those LEDs.